Malaysian Movies ahem....

Nowadays, we can see ahh, a hell lots of movies are in the advertisement ahh? Lessee, this month onli aa, we can see harry potterrr, transpomes, even hannah montannaaaaa~haiiiyaa, so many movies aah?and we always choose to pick these holliwood muvies to watch in cinemas. Youu see ahh, cinemas are platforms for the film industry to begin to bloom. Without better films to make ahh, we will onli do nothin but have american muvies in our cinemas. The problem is, we have our own cinemas but we dont cultivate the culture to make OUR OWN movies better. Aiyaa..

Being honest ahh, horror movies are getting boring as hell. When one film became good ahh, all of the other directors go to the same genre, even comedy ahh, is made out of a ghost story like that Jangan Pandang Belakang Congkak. I praised greatly ahh, on some who pursue to make films out of the cultural society in Malaysia, such as Sepet and the other one which is a manglish film which I forgot which wat was its namee..aaiya!never mind that. The thing is ahh, this film need more followers lah. But still aa, I dont understand why malaysian people still dont like this type of film...maybe the story is juz too sad, maybe they just dont like sad stories ahh. Especially like me ahh, can even cry you know when watching that Talent Time film which features the hot lady, adibah noorr. Haiyaa, what I see ahh, some movies are just too into the perspective of the viewers. The meaning is to obvious. Hehhh...

One more thing ahh, when I see malay drama ahh especially, Ahpai really like the old one, which ahh, always got the village-like scene and multi-cultural societies. They made love story became good one, they even sang in P.Ramlee time you know. But nowadays ahh, love drama they onli do about the life of a stupid rich girl ahh in high societies, who have multi-million ringgit companies, drive nice cars, so on and so forth.I can't imagine people ahh with that sort of IQ can even own such companies..How come I like that type of luxuriouss drama ahh? I oni drive kancil to go to pasa and wira evo for work and long journey lohh.. that goes for KL drift and other racing films....WE JUZ DON'T OWN A MAZDA RX8 (import duty too high!!)....COMMEEE ON..Ahpai tells you ahh eventhough the racing film in malaysia is quite good, if a malaysian looks on a trailer clip of kelisa drifting ahh, Im telling you, people watch many time of course, even foloooo osoooo!!

Haiyaaa, one more prob ahh they tried to make police drama oso...ahahaha, well, people juz laugh coz they know ahh, that is juz not right at all. Everyone shall think ahh, if I'm the bad guys, i will always gonna be saved from the police. Why?Because they talk reallly slow...and in the best perfect malay. As the third word of the inspector came out, I ahh, already went to HongKong and create another police drama with a lot more shooting and crazy stunts actions. They talk like wat? They talk like," Tauke, saya telah menjumpaaa sebuah kotakk minuman keras di bawahh katil anda, adakah anda mabuk semalam lalu telah mengambil botol minuman keras tersebut dan menghentak kepala mangsa hingga mangsa pengsan di tempat kejadian lalu anda melarikan diri?"..haiya, tauke sudah hantak kapala lu blik lahh after you finished the sentence..

Well, ahpai just being a bit too criticizing on this, sorry about that ahh. Just speaking from the heart of true Malaysian. It is not about those high budget film they should concerns about, they need more little budget film to go with, but with a twist of plot that can make the story interesting....Either that, or they are just not creative enough...if you juz got too much money to make such film please stick with better video editing capabilities. Cicakman 2's graphics was juz too ugly...I meant it...juz too ugly to watch...

Haiyyaa, you guys never follow my blog, I already mrajok looh. Do whatever you like ahh, I do whatever I like. Welk! xP

Ahpai Watched UEFA and Dissapointed

Jeng-jeng-jeng ahhh~ Everyone is dissapointed lahh for having to feel the lose of MU in Chempians Ligue ahh? Damn Barca ahh?Haiyaa, but I bet for Barca olready, so someone has to pay 2ringgit for it lahh. But in the pridest part of myself ahh, I always wonder when Malaysia going to be better in soccer lah.

Its a problem in Malaysia about this sport. The most obvious thing ahh, they have a company of men, but they still have financial problem. Haiiyaa, and still I wonder what happen lahh. You see ahh on that Piala Malaysia ahh, so many Malaysian can be seen laahh, at least they make a little bit of money lahh. However ahh, have they never thought of other simpler business in the stadium when that many people is inside. If they ever thought ahh, atleast selling mineral water ahh, can always make some side income. People ahh, cheering2 ahh, really tired you know. Maybe they have lahh, but the sales never active lahh. Not very opportunist laah them. But I still can see ahh, they sell jersey and accesories lahh before the tournament at the stadium ahh. Very good lahh.

Still ahh, they have this financial problem ahh. I still remember ahh, there's one mat salleh ahh, cannot stand not being paid one lahh, then he left the country lahh. Haiyaa, that news one ahh, very embarassing one lahh. Can play sue2 also laah for dis kind of problem , but the guy understand lahh, making the beloved country ahh, if ever has a head ahh, can dig a hole and bury its head in the mud lahh. Like dodobird~

What is wrong with Malaysian football,
1: the management,
2: the stadiums,
3:the players and the
4: citizen's psychology on Malaysian football ahh.

Im telling you ahh, if a friend asked if Ahpai would choose to go to the stadium and watch a Malaysian team play or go anywhere else ahh, Ahpai rather go to Zoo Negare and see rafflesia lahh. This is that bad the psycology of citizen towards Malaysian football. Why?? Haiyaa, not final match one laah, not very merry lahh, even if final ahh, people gets into fight2 lahh, die lowh if inside, armpit odour oso. Haiyaa~ the problem about Malaysian weather ahh, if hot ahh, watching football going to need some canopy laah. Very hot one ahh. But never mind, they already find a solution for that. They play at night. Verry good ahh.

The other one problem about management ahh, haiyaa, Im telling you long time ago what they do aahh, if you never get into the academy ahh, don't think of playing in the field ever. You see, they players ahh, will get into a filtering system ahh like Hai-o water one, if you connect really good with the management only you can play. If you dont know how to know people ahh you dream on ahh if you are even so damn good playing ball.

Malaysiann aahh, always and I mean always love ahh to put their friends first even in a public event. No point of letting unknown people shine. Not good for them. That's where they are wrong soccer. Contract is the game in football. Even how socially bad the player is, one cannot judge him other than his talent lowh. Don't judge people with their bloodline ahh, not good. Just because your son can juggle the ball 5times, does not mean you can let him play under Malaysian team because you are the coach. Im telling you, now ahh, it gets a lot better you know. They picked people up from events like sureheboh one ahh and really made a good team. You can even see how bad Malaysian team was when they fought that 2months made MyTeam lahh. What Shebby Singh trying to show ahh, Malaysian team is such a joke equivalent to picked men trained for 2months in the MyTeam and how much in the end is really quite true too (though Malaysian team won, maybe they just don't understand his true intention ahh). Haiyaa, shame2 lah.

The problem about stadium in Malaysia ahh, if one do sliding tackle at a certain place in the field ahh, your thigh will get a really big cut and all kind of big stones and sand shall be buried in your wound. How wonderful ahh?Im telling you, JKR should come and just tar the field lahh. That bad lowh. Houu Liaoo~ What to do ahh, no money. They already found that up after they were heavily commented on a netional competition. Another embarassment. Haiyaa, they never actually realize this problem before ahh? Event my 4year old cousin said the same thing and he then gave up having the ambition to play for his kindergarten.

The management always don't have money. Haiya, where all the money went? They oso dunnow, when want money just asked the president ahh right?Ahahaaha~how spoilt. Ahpai think, they need to create more event under the Football Club's name. You see ahh, in England ahh, its easy, they open lots of bar and make money out of drunked fans. What about here ahh? I think a franchise of football stall shoud be made. Now is not that creative not?? A stall made with lots of Malaysian footballer poster, ahh, and then have a tv playing good Malaysian's goals video. And its a franchise selling good nasi lemak or sumthg ahh, I think like that only can make money ahh, and oso letting people who eat there ahh, maybe just give them a little start ahh, on a nicer psychological ideas about Malaysian football.

Haiyaa, National spirit is not here lahh today. I feel more like English laah today. Feeling bad ahh MU lost? Not saying traitorous lahh, but British invaded us before, I can see how many ahh, have been invaded again last night. Take a second guys ahh, and think. You'll feel what I felt in the end lowhh.

Ahpai and The loVe For Cleaning in Malaysia

Haiya, truely handsomelah dat picture looks a bit like me aahh? Wha? you never seen how I look like ahh? See my profile lah. This picture ahh, I suddenly acquired from flicker lah. But never knew who the owner lah. Hope he don't mind aa. It's free country maah, but sueing2 is still happening lah. Haiya very scary lah. But nevermind lah, I think the guy feels the same lah ahh? He looks like very2 gud guy ahh?

So the topic ahh, is about hygiene in Malaysia lah. True malaysian ahh, would know, every 3 out of 5 of his or her friend ahh never clean toilet one lah. Dirty2 people lah.Haiyaa. A month never clean toilet ahh, those green2 things will go up the toilet wall lah. Even public toilet which we call dirty ahh, oso being washed by the worker maybe like once in 2 days lahh. Soo ahh, I tell you ahh, from the logic comparing your toilet at home and the public toilet ahh, your toilet is dirtier lah. But depends lah right, public toilet ahpai,ahlong and ahngau oso use. Your toilet onli you lahh. So ahh, one should start cleaning the green2 grass of dirt inside their toilet lahh.

Why ahh?because I tell you ahh, a friend of mine ahh, never clean toilet one lah. Her toilet very2 dirty2 one lah. And you think because she's pretty she's suppose to be virgin and clean ahh??No maa. You see ahh, one day we make this picnic by the beach ahh. Then she ahh, start showing her bikini laahh, the tight2 one lahh. Haiyyaa, she make that model pose one ahh, showing her back you know. Then the guys ahh, start vomitting lah, got nasty algae behind her lah. Green in colour ahh. haiyaa, she never realise about that thing lahh, because it was just a spot right at the center of her back lahh. What she does after that ahh?Cover story mahh, she says its just a birthmark lahh. Her bf then supporting the cover story for her sake lahh. Haiyaa, very nasty story ahh?

Hygiene ahh, oso not onli about toilet you know. You know ahh, flies are the worst enemy to have lunch with. Why have flies?Because really dirty lahh. Especially in my college ahh, the flies ahh, have a long2 succesful generation of happiness lah. Why ahh? Because restaurant very dirty lah. The flies got more food and they start to become bigger2 lah. You know what ahh?Flies also know how to do japanese kamikazee you know. What it does ahh, instead of letting you eat all those food ahh. They sacrifice themselves into your drinks ahh. Then let you vomit ahh, as you chewed on it thinking it is barley. Haiyyaa, horror story ahh? After that is not its obvious that your not going to eat anymore. Aaaa, then ahh, all your food shall go to the garbage site and rots. There ahh, flies can go party and mourn for their lost one. Very civilised lahh the flies ahh. Haiyaa.

Nowadays ahh, flies also can think better than people lah. Making strategies to survive. Then why ahh, we as the bigger brain ahh, cannot think how to become hygienic. Another case ahh, is about having pets. Pets ahh, very stupid one lah, cannot shit properly and never bath lah. Making ahpai very hard lahh long time ago to take care of the late Ah meng's stupid pig(Laura) if he ever went vacation. One day aa, I refused to take care of his beloved Laura ahh, then what he did ahh, he let the pig into his house ahh, and make sure it has enough food for his 3days holiday with Makcik Ani to Singapo. The poor girl never knew he got a pig as pet lahh. We covered story for him.

After 3 days ahh, he came back ahh, he died lah after went into his own house. His house become very stinky one lahh, even the pig dies of dehydration(die cause no water lahh) because it poop too much ahh, but never got the nerve to turn the water tap on for drinking lahh. Haiyaa, for 3days, his house is full of people from nuclear waste section ahh to sterilized his house so people can be safe again going into the house ahh. Now his house has a proud owner lahh, Pak Din has recently start a Kopitiam business ahh, at late AhMeng's place. The Coffee there really good ahh, dunnow what caused lahh. Maybe secret recipee ahh. Mak Cik Ani still alive ahh and dating with Pak Din lahh. Happy ending lahh. But poor AhMeng ahh.. Haiyaa. Taking care of pet ahh, is just such a big task. It is like a neverending care ahh, towards a baby. We have to feed them ahh, and bath them ahh, and changing pampers. And lots of people ahh, never doing it on time lowhh....causing vomit odours filling the air inside their house. Haiiiiiiyyyaa!

So the thing is, Ahpai just like to be honest with our Malaysian people lah. Its a damn dirty country we live in lahh!!!In singapore ahh, haiyaa, you'll know when you get there. But there not much freedom, they have stricter rules making them people very disciplined. Like Ahpai said last post ahh, we live in a country full of freedom but we just take a little too much advantage over it. Now look what has happen, beloved Malaysia becomes really dirty place. We have all the equipments, the brush, the mop, the Dynamo and Mr. Muscle. But we never realize how important hygiene is. Let us take a second and CLeaN. Be responsible, become a good Malaysian. Ahpai hope ahh, one day Singaporean can come to our country and say words like this, " Waa, clean city, very nice one ahh."Then we can become very proud citizen. Huwaa, cannot wait for that day to come. And you guys!!give comments ahh, Ahpai cannot know lah what you guys think if you never give any comment and if you can, become a follower laa. Its just a click away ahhh. Haiyaa, dont be lazy Malaysian lowwh. ;P

Ahpai Talking FreedomHood Of Blogs in Malaysia

Waa, really2 cannot believe ah, people say lots of bad things in blogs. Especially ahh, the all about politics blog. Very2 one sided lah I say~ I agree why people luv some people and of course sometimes ahh, choosing uniquely can make you are seen ahh, as you are different. However ahh, choosing uniquely does not mean you are choosing correctly now is not dat right? U see ah, one time ahh, I choose a friend to be appointed as the Class Monitor ahh, you know what he did to me after a week? Haiya, he put me in the window cleaning task lahh. Very2 evil lah him. I voted for him but he never appreciate ahh. You see ahh, there are other bigger things for changes instead of just appointing another of your favourite person.

You see ahh, people like us ahh, very much very2 like to see problems and complaint but ahh, we never report. But where to report?Well ahh, you see, the specialty of malaysian ahh, we are too buzy with work, so no need to care any other things lah. One kind of thing people always complaint ahh, the road very damaged, bad for cars lah and motorbike person will die lah if going dat road. The road has slope onli for motocrossbike mah, how to get over the thing lah?I oso dono. You see ahh, things like this ahh why we need people like JKR and MP. If roads any poblems ahh, you tell JKR to fix lah. You see ahh, every each Malaysian ahh, must carry one handy book lah. A book which offers maps, informations of a place and of course, the numbers to dial if there are any unsatisfying road poblems like dis. Haiyaa, we only talk and write blogs but never deliver lah. That is a problem in Malaysian.

Another blog Ahpai saw last night ahh, is the very geeky one lah, talking about how make money thru blog lah.Copy paste from other blog lah.Haiyaa, not creatip lah. You see ahh, blog like mine ahh, maybe don't have dat much of many followers, but ahh, still have the words comin from my own mind lah. Some people ahh, wat they do ahh, is write a blog about "how to write a blog" lah. How annoying is dat?I oso can do one mehh. But dat will be wasting my time on changing my country lah.

Changing a country ahh, no big deal for ahpai, but people must be united maaaa. Thus sharing the blog is much an important method on how to be part of changing the country. Some people ahh, they give out this chain2 ym message ahh, and let people scared that if you dont forward it you will die tomorrow mornin lah. However ahh, I did not die lah. Because I was too scared of the chain2 ym message ahh, I forward to everyone lah. Haiya, don't wanna die early loh?Choi2~Very bad lah. Still happen not to changing the country I shall not die and continuing my journey lah. You see ahh, from my 3 lines above ahh, you get soo-soo sleepy already, you knw why not? Because it is all about somethg u dont care.

Some people ahh, say blogs are like diaries. They do wat ahh. they talks about wat they did everyday lah. You see ahh, they really like telling people ahh, why they are so much outgoing and always have dramas in life. Haiyaaa, very2 problematique lah. Person like this ahh, will do anythg only for drama lah. Anythg will do lah, from seeing a cat by the lake to stepping on a dog shit can be a true love storylah. Haiyyaaa, very2 nosy lah.

Now2 blog is what it is, so ahh, it does not matter how one approach on how to deliver in a blog ah, the freedom is always there aaa as you see. What is important is the message is well sent lah easyly said. We have the freedom ahh, but must always limit ourselves so others won't get hurt tragically. Freedom in Ahpai's beloved Malaysia is limitless in a way we can get away with just about anything. But ahh, we should know better what action will gain what reaction, just by that way ahh, we shall know how to pick up the best road and not the road for motocrossbike aahh~whats best for you is not always the best for the world. Lets stop being selfish and more sharing2 meehh. One more thing ahh, comment on topic meh. Don't just read~Ahpai need feedback maa~

Malaysia People

Todayy aaa, Im gonna write all abowt Malaysian people. Malaysian people aa, they say very2 kind woah. But ah, there is a misperception on dat lowh, I tell you. Here is a list of why people so kind aa~:

1. Coz dont want people talk dirty behind me aa.
2. So dat mother-in-law sees me and say im kind lah~
3. Kind people get jobs lah, then jobs can get money lah.
4. People come to us. we respectlah, we come to them later lah if got poblem.
5.Helping others oso help myself lah, two jobs in one time, multitasking exercise lah.
6. Can gain pupular low.

You see ahh, people always hv bad intentions. Like who doesnt. We see people so good ah, next when we go back home ah, our wallet is missing lah. But you see ah, litel people also very2 kind aa. But not very long until they know others are taking advantage of them. That is why kids these days ahh, very2 fashion one, like to dreess in front of people at the mall, showing their feelings lah. Why they do that ah?because ah, they were nice once, but then ah, people start taking advantage over them. When they become bad ah, community understands that they have become one like them, and they ahh, start to ignore all these children. Thats why there are so fashionable, they dont want to be ignored, so they want to show feelings lah. Hayyaa~

People aah, not onli in this country ah, have very bad informtn on parenthood. Getting their kids alone with their noty friends can only lead them to do noty things lah. Noti things if too many, become bad things lah. And thats why news ahh always finding dead people lying at the highway lah. Coz people do bad things bcause foloowing their friends and does not listen to parents. Parents dont ever care for their children then how do people become better?? Next gen gonna be the swindler one and the next gen are the killers. Very bad ahh.Really don't want this type of things to happen in Malaysia. But it already begun loh. Haiyaa, wat todo meh?Parents are too busy, children gets more freedom while cops were too lazy especially in the small2 town ah.

There in small2 town aah they put police shacks only and they do nothin even if theres car accident. Wat they do ahh, they tell ahh, you settle your own lah. Very2 unreliable aah. It is going to take a lorry contenna ah to hit you ah, then they write police report. Haiyaaa, however ahh police in big cities ah, very2 good ah in Malaysia. Totally very respect ah. But need improvement in the small2 town ahh. Haiya, even if there is a robbery ah, like in my college ah, they come with only the patrol police ah, 3 days later call ah, they say, cannot do anythg ah, no equipment ah. Like this ah, I oso want to be police lah, going around ah, sue people and do stuffs like getting turbo on my waja. Veryy fun ah, but thats about it. Haiyaa, true story this is ahh. Not only me complain, other people oso ah. Not very effective people lah, running away when dont have a clue ah.

You know ah, another thing is about this people who like to play shoulder tag ahh, very scary one loh. This people ah, are guys in gangs lahh, very bad ahh, they beat people up and do bad things to innocent people ahh. I wonder ah where the guards always go when fights broke up in a mall. People punching people just because playing shoulder tag ah. Dis people ah, shud be put in the grave lah. Making innocent people get beaten. De poblem ah, they dont fight fair2 loh. They beat with their gangs. How coward is dat ah?I really dont understand ur ways of treating people. Haiyaa.


Many guys nowadays ahh, really want power. Wat they doo ah, they put up some gangs who will help their members. Not fair to others who did not get into the club ah?The question is juz one, why violence?aaahh, they really dont understand that war is not the way in malaysia. I tell you ah, this people shud be shipped to artics bay or sumthing, they dont belong into this kind and loving country of malaysia. I ah, as a proud son of Malaysia ah, really want to say my opinions ahh, to anyone who likes. If you dont ah, you just can stop reading. Telling the truths aa, never hurts anyone but to whom it is told to. Thus aah, I expect changes from the fact of this blog. I love my country so much ahh, I dont want to lose it to someone unreliable lowh. Wont that be correct?Haiyaa!!comment lowhh!!!